As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list, I've got a little list.
Of society offenders who might well be underground.
And they'd none of them be missed.They'd none of them be missed.
Banks that when you ring them up you always have to wait;
Internet and phone scammers I really really hate.
And youngsters who are always glued to their mobile phone;
Old people who wont use new tech and moan and moan and moan;
And those people who made profits from the COVID PPE.
I've got them on the list, I've got them on the list.
He's got them on the list, he's got them on the list
And they'd none of then be missed they'd none of them be missed.
Those loud mouth rich Americans you know the ones I mean.
I've got them on the list, I've got them on the list.
And certain countries' Presidents who should be off the scene.
And they'd none of them be missed,.They'd none of them be missed.
There are British politicians from every shade and hue
It doesn't matter if they're turquoise, red or green or blue.
Like what's her name and thingummy jig and likewise you know who
The task of filling in the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
And I'm adding all the audience here, cos I'm a completist.
So I've got you on the list , I've got you on the list .
Yes, he's got you on the list, he's got you on the list.
And none of you are missed and none of you are missed.